Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Damn god It Was Monday.......(D'GIM)

Disclaimer : If anything or any word hurts you than please ignore it.. AND this is not my normal... its once in blue moon.. one offtrack day.. when every thing acts funny

Yeah most of the title is stolen from quite known and frequented place by many of us "thank god its Friday" or "TGIF" whatever way you prefer to call it. Lets not get in title and place because 'my title' may not go down well with many AND 'place' may get many folks hangover.

Getting to the main story, after nice weekend and late Sunday night ........Not even one thing is worth telling therefore i m writing (P.J.) my nightmare in broad daylight. Only one bad thing i knew beforehand was that i would have to wake up early as my flat partner had gone home AND Water supply people would not change their time as per mine....

Goosh!! I woke up early at quarter to 6... ..but but water ... water!!! there was none....waited for whole half an hour... till i could guess that it wouldn't be long that
I will need it for ........Wat to do next..... form ma third floor balcony i could see people... fetching water form a dieing tap....Bombay chawl style..... i too ran with buckets ...For 1st time in life had to carry all those buckets to such great heights 3rd floor.
its was A TASK to carry back those buckets to 3rd floor.......this is not the biggest one...

Mind you problems were just starting.......

Damn it, after that water thing i thought that was it, but there were many for the 'first in life things' in coming..i hope thy dnt repeat.....second terrible thing happened because Maid cum Cook....never came on Monday.. sucks !!!without breakfast...
hmmm ....who gives damn if flat is not swept once in week but without.. but empty stomach after that heavy duty bucket marathon....somehow... glass of doodh n Britannia fruitcake.. came to rescue but cook cum maid really made the day tough

hmmmm.......time for bath - no water - dry bath.....hahaha.....no more about it.....
except... it was on of the hottest day in Delhi ....mercury touching....45 Celsius
so u can imagine how terrible was feeling.....

.... the worst one is a yet to cum

time for office cab... on manic Monday morning........and I was happy I would get sum respite from hot weather n out of the blue troubles....but... sucks .. ma nemesis was not far away.......as soon as i got down from the cab....there was cramp in the right back side maybe because of that bucket carrying drill...from numb pain because of sprain it became overtook my right side N even moving computer mouse seemed like i was trying to move mountain.......even humble handshake.....made my hand...tremble and me grumble in pain....

that was not the last thing in store for me....as when I went back to my place there was no water... therefore cooler was no use...i didn't feel it much as compared to what a fun day has been, it was just a trifle...
like other days this too had to pass... n I was really relieved .....
It isn't that i had the toughest day on earth ,it's just that it was very different from normal lazy and fun day i have.

8 comments:

Neelabh said...

Poor you..

BTW where do you reside??

Suggestion:-- Save Water. ;)

Mayank Chamyal said...

Though, these experience are as absurd as they came with bad days ( u were not alone, I think all of Delhite suffered in similar way or other) ....... anyway, more of it you were quite pampered back home like me that’s why back ache, not ur prob, it happens. Mayank

Anonymous said...

This one is more interesting
Save Water and be strong

Unknown said...

This one waz really challenging well it would have been a really tough time for u..even i had experienced the same in my hostel days..

Anonymous said...

hahaha....So now we know that we shud keep a two arm distance frm u on Mondays :p
LOL....

Unknown said...

u were such a spoilt brat back wen i knew u.. dat i have no proibs imagining u suffer wid all dose heavy duty life issues...!!
But thn life does teach us d hard way.. makes me also feel very nice 2 c u write n such vocabulary rich english..
trust me.. Chetri ma'am must b on cloud 9 seein u 4m up thr.. d way u r 2day!!!

Anonymous said...

I can scarcely imagine what a truly horrible day it must've been!
As Munnabhai wisely said:
"When trouble comes, they come not in single spies but in batallions."

Supriya...D naughtiest kid said...

Wish I’d been der 2 C U wrkn… n Njoying ur MONDAY!!! Lolzz t’must hv been a gr8learnin xprnce 4 u

Ravindra Vikram Singh is an advocate practicing at various courts in Delhi. This blog as the title suggest soliloquy, is a monologue on this perception of drama of life and society. Views are personal.