Saturday, June 30, 2007

Casus belli --- the Cause of the War

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"be yourself imitation is SUICIDE"


Y waste time on imitating!
wen there so much new and
exciting to do!
Y fake others
when u can be proud YOU!
Y creep into someone else's skin
Wen it could be more terrifying than u can even think!
Y not discover
the truth inside YOU!
Than to commit suicide
by imitating a fool u never knew!




A small lines i wrote few days back in someones scrapbook.......don't know if they can pass of as poem but.... who gives a damn till Friends like you go through it and give me feedback........hey friend thanx for the title

Reviews:
many Friends asked why the Heading "Casus belli" is called so because "its all about internal war........

Monday, June 25, 2007

Only The Size Gets Smaller

Prize: If u can Guess the content of this blog.......i know many people may be getting weired ideas... but i don't thing u can get even close to it.....yeah its not bet but even i had to choose from various things i could have written under this title... from planets to ... what i m writing about....

And the surprise Ends now ....its about sport....THE thing used most in sports not fields, not even net......something most common ... which is in all the sports....
except Players Of course ...and yeah it is ball
did u even gave it a thought.........if u did than u r indeed smart...cheers!!!!

Lets carry on now with main theme....n i hope u will enjoy......as the ball gets smaller.....things get wilder.........The biggest ball in any sport-fly... i m not joking it does.....n the name of the sport is HOT AIR BALLOON...remeber...or missed it .. too....
IN next case ball gets drastically small from the last one....mind u .....never again there would be such a fall..in size... ball is Basketball......one of the most played sport......then comes the most played sport on earth .....FOOTBALL/SOCCER........most people are crazy about it...none of the sport have such a fan following.....player go hysterical over this ball....Taking about hysteria how can we forget RUGBY.......not many sport match the energy level of this sport....if there is energy there is laziness too...the games come to my mind is BOWLING.. quite recent addition to world of sport which is gaining popularity day by day...it u don't need much energy to throw the bowling bowl but you need great amount of it to throw SHOT PUTT.....not a child play for sure THEN comes the balls with which man like to play with.....sorry would not go into details../...on this one..
Sorry i forget to mention Baseball's BALL ..deliberately... as i am myself not sure of its size....saw it only on T.V.....lol!!!
Have talked a lot about men's game ..... turn is now of GENTLEMAN'S game no prize for this...CRICKET of course...most popular game in this subcontinent....sum FYI will come back to our subcontinent again....
Sport which gave the i think most most stars in recent era...those who have global presence..n.. personality...TENNIS...a soft ball game......
yeah coming back to our subcontinent.......the game which INDIA gave to the world for change...HOCKEY' ball.....its another thing now that India is not in the nations which play HOCKEY best.......
Coming to ball which are struck by Stick how can we leave .....GOLF the class game...
played in woods.. nowadays played by Woods... who seems to be the only tiger in the woods.....
Then comes officially smallest ball...TABLE TENNIS BALL.....ping pong... ting- tong ..coming to the end.......thinking about rest....which I have left...
hhmmmm forgot to mention about oldest balls with mankind....
BALLS.....sorry could not write more..... enough is enough!!!!!!!

Hey smallest ball is still left....thinking that i m crazy... never mind...
truth is at last out.......smallest ball game is MARBLES... at least we Indians know about it.....

SO now you KNOW what changes in most of the sports,.... yeah the size of the ball and nothing else.....do u have doubt....i think you are bored enough....next time...I will try to keep it short....lol!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Damn god It Was Monday.......(D'GIM)

Disclaimer : If anything or any word hurts you than please ignore it.. AND this is not my normal... its once in blue moon.. one offtrack day.. when every thing acts funny

Yeah most of the title is stolen from quite known and frequented place by many of us "thank god its Friday" or "TGIF" whatever way you prefer to call it. Lets not get in title and place because 'my title' may not go down well with many AND 'place' may get many folks hangover.

Getting to the main story, after nice weekend and late Sunday night ........Not even one thing is worth telling therefore i m writing (P.J.) my nightmare in broad daylight. Only one bad thing i knew beforehand was that i would have to wake up early as my flat partner had gone home AND Water supply people would not change their time as per mine....

Goosh!! I woke up early at quarter to 6... ..but but water ... water!!! there was none....waited for whole half an hour... till i could guess that it wouldn't be long that
I will need it for ........Wat to do next..... form ma third floor balcony i could see people... fetching water form a dieing tap....Bombay chawl style..... i too ran with buckets ...For 1st time in life had to carry all those buckets to such great heights 3rd floor.
its was A TASK to carry back those buckets to 3rd floor.......this is not the biggest one...

Mind you problems were just starting.......

Damn it, after that water thing i thought that was it, but there were many for the 'first in life things' in coming..i hope thy dnt repeat.....second terrible thing happened because Maid cum Cook....never came on Monday.. sucks !!!without breakfast...
hmmm ....who gives damn if flat is not swept once in week but without.. but empty stomach after that heavy duty bucket marathon....somehow... glass of doodh n Britannia fruitcake.. came to rescue but cook cum maid really made the day tough

hmmmm.......time for bath - no water - dry bath.....hahaha.....no more about it.....
except... it was on of the hottest day in Delhi ....mercury touching....45 Celsius
so u can imagine how terrible was feeling.....

.... the worst one is a yet to cum

time for office cab... on manic Monday morning........and I was happy I would get sum respite from hot weather n out of the blue troubles....but... sucks .. ma nemesis was not far away.......as soon as i got down from the cab....there was cramp in the right back side maybe because of that bucket carrying drill...from numb pain because of sprain it became overtook my right side N even moving computer mouse seemed like i was trying to move mountain.......even humble handshake.....made my hand...tremble and me grumble in pain....

that was not the last thing in store for me....as when I went back to my place there was no water... therefore cooler was no use...i didn't feel it much as compared to what a fun day has been, it was just a trifle...
like other days this too had to pass... n I was really relieved .....
It isn't that i had the toughest day on earth ,it's just that it was very different from normal lazy and fun day i have.

Ravindra Vikram Singh is an advocate practicing at various courts in Delhi. This blog as the title suggest soliloquy, is a monologue on this perception of drama of life and society. Views are personal.